"Limaceous endomorphs" is a phrase made of win! And I secretly want to own the "Superior Person's Book of Words", just to yell random jargon at unsuspecting passer-by.

Confusing people like that is probably too much fun for a person's own good. :D (I used to do it all the time in grade school, since not many kids knew what a "nincompoop" was and they insisted on teasing me too much.) Good times....