Writer's Block: R.I.P

[wildcard_47]

[Error: unknown template qotd] I want to be cremated. I think there's something more natural about cremation than there is in putting a corpse into an expensive box. But I don't want to go into the funeral home incinerator. Too clinical. Build a funeral pyre in the woods and Darth Vader my body to the other side. That way I can float into the sky and scatter to the winds.