quotes of the day...

aka, the amusing things that my teachers, friends, family, coaches have said.

First Block:

Watterson-
"...sexy negligee..." (dies)
"I loathe and despise you!"
"Words, words, words are SO important! You must know the meanings of these words! How else would we communicate, if not for words?"
(Me, thinking: "Words, words, words, I'm so SICK of words!!" LOL- My Fair Lady)

Mrs. Lawrence- (via the board)
All of my classes are competing for a canned goods drive for the Hunger Coalition. Whichever class brings in the most cans has an extra quiz grade dropped for the nine weeks. Also, you can bring in cans purely for the warm and fuzzy feeling inside."

Paths:
Mrs. King-
"Can you make a card that says 'happy birthday' on it? I'll make one too."
(Alison: I bet she can't even SPELL 'happy birthday'.)

Second Block:

Mr. Miller- (hands out quiz, and then explains everything already written on it.) Talks some more.

Lunch:
Kristi: "We should write it on the bathroom wall: Girls need to learn how to not pee on the toilet seats."
Anna: "I thought you were going to write "Girls, watch out for Mr. Watterson."

Third Block:

Mrs. Kinsey- "I thought I'd handed those tests out earlier?"
Me- "No, and we took them about two months ago."

Fourth Block:
Brooks (kid in my art class) "Mrs Lebzelter, why do you hate me?"
Lebzelter: "'Cause you look kind of like my ex-husband."

and finally, wrapped up with quotes from my cross country banquet:

Kellen: What is that you're holding?
Sean: My contact.
Meaghan: Why? Did it fall out?
Sean: Yeah, but I'm eating. I'll put it in later.
Kellen: THAT'S logical.

Jacob: "This has been a long and pointless rambling."

Coach Mac: "And when he says 'indoor track', he really means, 'winter track'. Because the only indoor part of it is the four meets you go to. Otherwise, it's all outside."

George (via his movie!):
"Coaches: Randy McDonough, George Trivette, Jr., DONALDSON Wood."
"Special thanks to...Andrea McDonough, Shannon Wood and child, and...oh wait, George has no one (frowny face)."


LOL - tres amusant. Anyway, i'm off to bed. (or maybe to do some homework.)

quotes of the day...

aka, the amusing things that my teachers, friends, family, coaches have said.

First Block:

Watterson-
"...sexy negligee..." (dies)
"I loathe and despise you!"
"Words, words, words are SO important! You must know the meanings of these words! How else would we communicate, if not for words?"
(Me, thinking: "Words, words, words, I'm so SICK of words!!" LOL- My Fair Lady)

Mrs. Lawrence- (via the board)
All of my classes are competing for a canned goods drive for the Hunger Coalition. Whichever class brings in the most cans has an extra quiz grade dropped for the nine weeks. Also, you can bring in cans purely for the warm and fuzzy feeling inside."

Paths:
Mrs. King-
"Can you make a card that says 'happy birthday' on it? I'll make one too."
(Alison: I bet she can't even SPELL 'happy birthday'.)

Second Block:

Mr. Miller- (hands out quiz, and then explains everything already written on it.) Talks some more.

Lunch:
Kristi: "We should write it on the bathroom wall: Girls need to learn how to not pee on the toilet seats."
Anna: "I thought you were going to write "Girls, watch out for Mr. Watterson."

Third Block:

Mrs. Kinsey- "I thought I'd handed those tests out earlier?"
Me- "No, and we took them about two months ago."

Fourth Block:
Brooks (kid in my art class) "Mrs Lebzelter, why do you hate me?"
Lebzelter: "'Cause you look kind of like my ex-husband."

and finally, wrapped up with quotes from my cross country banquet:

Kellen: What is that you're holding?
Sean: My contact.
Meaghan: Why? Did it fall out?
Sean: Yeah, but I'm eating. I'll put it in later.
Kellen: THAT'S logical.

Jacob: "This has been a long and pointless rambling."

Coach Mac: "And when he says 'indoor track', he really means, 'winter track'. Because the only indoor part of it is the four meets you go to. Otherwise, it's all outside."

George (via his movie!):
"Coaches: Randy McDonough, George Trivette, Jr., DONALDSON Wood."
"Special thanks to...Andrea McDonough, Shannon Wood and child, and...oh wait, George has no one (frowny face)."


LOL - tres amusant. Anyway, i'm off to bed. (or maybe to do some homework.)

same as above

Jacob: (from State a LONG time ago): I really hate it when girls complain "I'm fat, I'm ugly, blah blah blah!" Cause they're actually hot. But whenever they say that, I just want to say 'Shut the f*ck up, bitch!" and slap them. But that wouldn't be very good for their self-esteem.

heh heh heh. Jacob should be one of those motivator people on audio tapes. People could repeat his quote to themselves over and over.....LOL.

same as above

Jacob: (from State a LONG time ago): I really hate it when girls complain "I'm fat, I'm ugly, blah blah blah!" Cause they're actually hot. But whenever they say that, I just want to say 'Shut the f*ck up, bitch!" and slap them. But that wouldn't be very good for their self-esteem.

heh heh heh. Jacob should be one of those motivator people on audio tapes. People could repeat his quote to themselves over and over.....LOL.