QUOTES!!!

from school:
Chang: So, what do you think of AP English? I'm doing a paper for speech and debate.
Me: It SUCKS.
Chang: Mr. Watterson is the Speech and Debate teacher.
Me: Oh, then I LOVE it.
**
Mary Rachel: We should REALLY find some of that lotus flower. I'm getting desperate here.
**
"Cruel Barbara (pronounced Barbry) Allan....." (singing)
**
Watterson: Chang quoted you today in his speech. You know how to get those brownie points!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Right. (walks away)
**

LOL - from my dinner w/ Adrienne, Coach Mac & Don:

Don: "You know, we should put Alex on the time sheets next year, to really confuse the new runners."
Adrienne: "She needs a last name."
Me: (Pause) "We should combine parts of our names."
Adrienne: "MACK!"
"What?"
"MACK - Meaghan, Adrienne, Conley, Kellen!"
Me: "AND like the old TV show!"
"It's perfect!!"
**
Me: I can't believe that she even managed to GET pregnant. Don spends all his time running.
Adrienne: She'd be like "Honey!" and he'd go "I'M RUNNING!"...LOL!
**
Adrienne: It could be named Don Jr.! AND it would be bald!!! AWWWWWWW!
Me: Maybe it'd wear little running shorts, too. And sunglasses.
(Both of us LOL for a long time)
**
Me: "Is there such a thing as the speed of dark?"
Don: "Hmm..." *does Dr. Evil sign*
Adrienne: "If so, and if it's negative, we could go back in TIME!!"
Coach Mac: 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...
Us: What are you doing?
Mac: Eenie menie miney moe....To pick out what I'm eating.
**
Coach Mac: You have speed that I didn't even know you had. We've got to hone that. You should be running with Meaghan.
Me: I'm intimidated!!!
**
Don: This seems like a tasty treat.
**
THE WISDOM OF DON:
"Do you know why it's foggy? Because there are clouds."
"It's light because there is no darkness."
"A chocolate enchilada....is filled with chocolate, did you know?"

QUOTES!!!

from school:
Chang: So, what do you think of AP English? I'm doing a paper for speech and debate.
Me: It SUCKS.
Chang: Mr. Watterson is the Speech and Debate teacher.
Me: Oh, then I LOVE it.
**
Mary Rachel: We should REALLY find some of that lotus flower. I'm getting desperate here.
**
"Cruel Barbara (pronounced Barbry) Allan....." (singing)
**
Watterson: Chang quoted you today in his speech. You know how to get those brownie points!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Right. (walks away)
**

LOL - from my dinner w/ Adrienne, Coach Mac & Don:

Don: "You know, we should put Alex on the time sheets next year, to really confuse the new runners."
Adrienne: "She needs a last name."
Me: (Pause) "We should combine parts of our names."
Adrienne: "MACK!"
"What?"
"MACK - Meaghan, Adrienne, Conley, Kellen!"
Me: "AND like the old TV show!"
"It's perfect!!"
**
Me: I can't believe that she even managed to GET pregnant. Don spends all his time running.
Adrienne: She'd be like "Honey!" and he'd go "I'M RUNNING!"...LOL!
**
Adrienne: It could be named Don Jr.! AND it would be bald!!! AWWWWWWW!
Me: Maybe it'd wear little running shorts, too. And sunglasses.
(Both of us LOL for a long time)
**
Me: "Is there such a thing as the speed of dark?"
Don: "Hmm..." *does Dr. Evil sign*
Adrienne: "If so, and if it's negative, we could go back in TIME!!"
Coach Mac: 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4...
Us: What are you doing?
Mac: Eenie menie miney moe....To pick out what I'm eating.
**
Coach Mac: You have speed that I didn't even know you had. We've got to hone that. You should be running with Meaghan.
Me: I'm intimidated!!!
**
Don: This seems like a tasty treat.
**
THE WISDOM OF DON:
"Do you know why it's foggy? Because there are clouds."
"It's light because there is no darkness."
"A chocolate enchilada....is filled with chocolate, did you know?"