if this were on telly, it'd be called "cooking for dumbasses."

Well, friends, I have finally realized what hell is. It's not fire and brimstone - it is a kitchen in which I am the chef.

Yes, tonight was our first real night of cooking dinner. We're supposed to cook in partners, but my partner (as well as the rest of my flatmates) ended up having to see a play tonight, as our professor sprung that lovely bit of news on us this afternoon. I was assigned to see the same play on Wednesday - tomorrow - so, as the last person standing, I was forced to man the kitchen for dinner.

For those of you who have never seen me in action, my cooking skills are absolutely horrendous. Give me something to microwave, some pasta, or even a casserole to put in the oven - easy as pie for me. I can even bake a little (bread, some cakes, etc) if I've seen the recipe and prepared it a few times. But I have absolutely no experience in cooking with new recipes, especially those involving my arch nemesis: chicken. *insert horror music here*

The flat didn't burn to the ground, or anything, (and, for some bonus points, neither did the food!) but it literally took me thirty minutes to chop up chicken, other vegetables, mix it into a stock for soup, and to work the gas stove. Send love (and easy recipes) -- I need some sympathy!

if this were on telly, it'd be called "cooking for dumbasses."

Well, friends, I have finally realized what hell is. It's not fire and brimstone - it is a kitchen in which I am the chef.

Yes, tonight was our first real night of cooking dinner. We're supposed to cook in partners, but my partner (as well as the rest of my flatmates) ended up having to see a play tonight, as our professor sprung that lovely bit of news on us this afternoon. I was assigned to see the same play on Wednesday - tomorrow - so, as the last person standing, I was forced to man the kitchen for dinner.

For those of you who have never seen me in action, my cooking skills are absolutely horrendous. Give me something to microwave, some pasta, or even a casserole to put in the oven - easy as pie for me. I can even bake a little (bread, some cakes, etc) if I've seen the recipe and prepared it a few times. But I have absolutely no experience in cooking with new recipes, especially those involving my arch nemesis: chicken. *insert horror music here*

The flat didn't burn to the ground, or anything, (and, for some bonus points, neither did the food!) but it literally took me thirty minutes to chop up chicken, other vegetables, mix it into a stock for soup, and to work the gas stove. Send love (and easy recipes) -- I need some sympathy!