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Is my new favorite movie. It's hilarious; I basically feel like the writers went inside their heads, rummaged around, found all their inner snark and poured it out into the main character. Here are quotes to show you just how hard I laughed:
Juno: "Oh, and [my mom] inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno: Oh, well, I could lend you some of my adderall if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks, I'm off pills.
Juno: That's good. I heard this one chick took, like, too many behavioral meds and she went to the mall, ripped off all her clothes, dived into the fountain and was all like "ARG, I'M A KRAKKEN FROM THE SEA!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Rollo: Third test today, mama bear? Face it, your eggo is preggo.
Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno: There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. [shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.
Vanessa: You think you're really going to do this?
Juno: Yeah, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Juno: (on the adoption process): You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
Juno: "Oh, and [my mom] inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno: Oh, well, I could lend you some of my adderall if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks, I'm off pills.
Juno: That's good. I heard this one chick took, like, too many behavioral meds and she went to the mall, ripped off all her clothes, dived into the fountain and was all like "ARG, I'M A KRAKKEN FROM THE SEA!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Rollo: Third test today, mama bear? Face it, your eggo is preggo.
Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno: There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. [shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.
Vanessa: You think you're really going to do this?
Juno: Yeah, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Juno: (on the adoption process): You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
